Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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