I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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