just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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