the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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