what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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