Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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