I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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