let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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