people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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You. Win. At. Life.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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