Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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