i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Terrible idea I love it
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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