no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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