so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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