question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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