we made out on top of his cat.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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