My hair reeks of homosexuality.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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