I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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