I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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