That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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