You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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