real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Porn is love you can see.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.