so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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