Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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