I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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