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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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