My room smells like vodka and shame
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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