I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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