the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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