Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Green mimosas i think yes
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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