TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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