some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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