She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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