They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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