I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
sarcasm needs its own font
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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