Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Randomize
