You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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