You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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