Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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