if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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