My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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