Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry unpist hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(440): View more from Ohio

wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

Fav 54 1669 16180
share tweet
(808): View more from Hawaii

You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.

Fav 8 1462 5619
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(231): View more from Michigan

Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.

Fav 5 4938 1048
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

Fav 5 2260 1000
share tweet
(209): View more from California

Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)

Fav 4 1779 746
share tweet
(440): View more from Ohio

Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

Fav 4 1051 629
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(607): View more from New York

Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester

Fav 26 1207 692
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(904): View more from Florida

The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.

Fav 1 60 23
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high

Fav 0 29 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT