My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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