there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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