it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.