i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
