I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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