omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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