He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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