Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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