kristin has been a bad kristin
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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