So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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