I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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