i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
